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Bend Over

We are......

P oor
O ld
O rnery
N oobs

p00n is always Desired.
p00n seldom comes when called
p00n never obeys your wishes
p00n is always expensive to get
p00n is even better than chocolate

We are selectively recruiting. Impress us and maybe we'll consider you.

We can be your best friends in Eve or your worst enemies... the choice is yours... sometimes.

POON does not LIE we tell you straight up if we don't like you or are gonna POD your ass back to the stone age."