UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT.

With regard to reports you may have seen on SCOPE concerning some "improprieties" involving poolboys, hookers, and Veld dust, we can only refer you to our prepared statement, which clearly indicates that we feel "regret" for any "excesses" that may have occurred at our monthly leadership retreat. Our new management team is committed to making COCAB a market leader in industry and resource development, and it's only right and fair that our Directors have some time to unwind.

We have instituted new recruiting policies, including generous subsidies for beginning miners and PvPers. Check back regularly for updates, and please refer to our legal team with any further questions about the unfortunate "veld-snorting" imbroglio.

Furthermore, our CEO will be unavailable for questions at this time, as she has retired to her country estates pending the resolution of certain "unpleasantries." We ask you to refer all questions regarding COCAB's exciting new programs to our PR/marketing/rehab department. Thank you.

COCAB is a proud member of I-RED, but that doesn't mean we don't hate your rocks.