We're men,... We're men in tights!

THE UPAY ANTHEM (This is who we are!):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcUs1o_YRpY

If you're thinking of joining, here's a quick sanity test to make sure you're ideal for us (The sane need not apply!): http://penddraig.co.uk/pen/tests/sanity.htm

Here's an Ode to Zhrek & Purjo - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7UmUX68KtE&feature=relmfu

Fastburn > boats training lol, i cant imagine
Fastburn > "do it dickhead or i'll shoot you"
Fastburn > that sums up his training

How to Commit Suicide by Holding your Breath:
Step 1: Hold your breath.
Step 2: Wait 10 minutes, then go to step 3.
Step 3: If you are reading this, you have failed.

Tigerfish Torpedo > And God said unto Noah, thou shalt build an Ark, load it with canons and sail the Spanish Main. Oh, there's also some animals, for when you get hungry!

Reverend Torpedo says: Love thy neighbour,... unless thy neighbours are CVA pilots,.. in which case pod the buggers! - Taken from the book of Yaarrrr - Tiger 20:12

RAUGHSHAR > If you disconnect while walking in station, will you run in a random direction and hide in a corner?

rValdez5987 > I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.

Mordachai > GJ crimson federation ... get rid of those goons

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