The First Church of the Azure Carrot bids you kneel before the carrot and receive it's blessing on thy face.

Prayer of the first alternative church of the Azure Carrot (reformed) :-

Our Carrot, who art in the Garden out back,
Blue be thy color.
Give us this day, our daily roid belt and lead us not into low sec,
but deliver us from can flippers.
For thine is the launcher, the laser and the railgun.
For ever and ever, HELL YEAH