9000 years ago during the "Mech Wars" a group of locals working at the last Dixie Cup factory found themselves under attack from retarded liberal activists who hated the cup maker and all that it stood for... holders of tasty beverages! These liberal idiots were part of a local 405 Mech Clan and decided to destroy the last Dixie Cup factory. What they did not expect is that these local men were fans of tasty beverages and believed in freedom of drinks and alcohol. They wanted no part in being told what or how much they could drink. These men of action suited up and thus the Great Dixie War began.

After 200 years of conflict the liberal idiots were repelled and tasty beverages flow free... once again... thanks to the Defenders of the Dixie Cups!

Today the last remnants of these brave men live on traveling amongst the stars and continue to fight for the right to consume tasty beverages and smash liberal zealot idiot tree hugging open mouth breathing tools where ever they may be found.